Champion asked:
THERES A RATWILER IN MY HOUSE….HE ATE MY SOFA, I RAN AWAY AND HE RIPPED MY SHIRT AND ATE MY SHOES. HE WAS CHASIN AFTER ME AND THE FRICKIN THING GOT STUCK IN MY PIANO??!? WHAT DO I DO NOW…..THE THING IS BARKIN AT ME, I THINK HE WANTS TO KILL ME. MY PIANO IS PLAYING CUZ HES MOVING IN THERE…MY GRANDMA IS SCREAMIN….OMG
THERES A RATWILER IN MY HOUSE….HE ATE MY SOFA, I RAN AWAY AND HE RIPPED MY SHIRT AND ATE MY SHOES. HE WAS CHASIN AFTER ME AND THE FRICKIN THING GOT STUCK IN MY PIANO??!? WHAT DO I DO NOW…..THE THING IS BARKIN AT ME, I THINK HE WANTS TO KILL ME. MY PIANO IS PLAYING CUZ HES MOVING IN THERE…MY GRANDMA IS SCREAMIN….OMG

Call the police now.Animal control will handle this for you.
call the pound
Lay off the drugs dude.
no theres not liar. you would call da police
call animal control,pound,or police and fast
CAll animal control
shoot him!!!
Somebody has problems…but just to let you know you have left me thoroughly entertained.
Tell Grandma to quit sceaming, get the “ratwiler” and put it outside.
ummm if this is really happening y r u wasting ur time on the computer and y is ther a rotty in ur house and why dont u just call the police!
lol…great….well, I’ve never heard of a “Rat” wiler….I’d just call the cops.
Wow. What a crazy life. I mean, yesterday you were throwing up “every minute for the last 6 minutes”, your son drank a can of Lysol, and now there’s a dog stuck in your piano barking! Crazy.
Throw Grandma in the piano too, she’ll shut up pretty quick then.
Chalice